David Geffen got married!

May 2024 · 3 minute read

To his 30-year-old black boyfriend!

[quote]The 80 year old billionaire wed his 30 year old boyfriend Donovan Michaels in Beverly Hills, they say. Two couples attended the small ceremony which was held in the shroud of secrecy. Geffen, a media mogul, is said to be worth $7.7 billion.

Congratulations to Donovan, one of the most successful golddiggers of all time!

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by Anonymousreply 20March 15, 2023 8:52 PM

This former whore just scored the biggest come-up ever! Congrats, Donovan Michaels!

by Anonymousreply 1March 15, 2023 4:45 AM

I'd suck it for half of 7.7B, too.

by Anonymousreply 3March 15, 2023 4:45 AM

Divorce incoming in 3.... 2...

by Anonymousreply 4March 15, 2023 4:46 AM

That black bitch is gonna rich.

by Anonymousreply 5March 15, 2023 4:47 AM

Will that yacht be where the “accident” occurs?

by Anonymousreply 7March 15, 2023 4:53 AM

[quote]I'd suck it for half of 7.7B, too.

Honey, I'd fuck Chrissy Metz for [italic]one-tenth[/italic] of $7.7B, even if I had to use Viagra, Popsicle sticks, adhesive tape and have Pon hold up Chrissy's stomach.

by Anonymousreply 8March 15, 2023 4:53 AM

He is not a golddigger. He's a human being.

People who love each other get married.

Congrats to them.

by Anonymousreply 9March 15, 2023 4:54 AM

R8, I keep saying I know longer work for Miss Chrissy. Traveling ozempic nurse- give shots, no wipe asses.

by Anonymousreply 10March 15, 2023 4:57 AM

[quote]Divorce incoming in 3.... 2...

Divorce? He's 80! Just wait it out and get the full $7.7B without the hassles of the pre-nup.

You're 30 and married an 80 year old billionaire. During a COVID pandemic??

CONGRATS!! And well done!

by Anonymousreply 11March 15, 2023 4:58 AM

Imagine having a father-in-law who's 25 years younger than you.

by Anonymousreply 12March 15, 2023 5:00 AM

[quote]He is not a golddigger. He's a human being.

You can be both at once.

by Anonymousreply 13March 15, 2023 5:27 AM

[quote] Superstars don’t just walk in off the street unrehearsed to sing on TV in front of 1 billion people with so much money at stake.

Apparently.... They do.

by Anonymousreply 14March 15, 2023 5:30 AM

R11, Covid has long been over.

by Anonymousreply 15March 15, 2023 5:30 AM

Oops. Wrong thread. My apologies, bitches, cunts, and hos.

by Anonymousreply 16March 15, 2023 5:31 AM

Come on, at this age, what's love got to do with it?

by Anonymousreply 17March 15, 2023 6:24 AM

Why would geffen get married at 80? How much longer does he expect to live? Why not just continue paying the guy for sex and thrn go play golf on the course or something? Don't get me wrong the hubby is hot I see the point in keeping him around, I just don't see the point in marrying him

by Anonymousreply 18March 15, 2023 11:12 AM

R2 that thread has no title. Heading over there, but threads with shit titles only have themselves to blame

by Anonymousreply 20March 15, 2023 8:52 PM

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